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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, conference room, meetings, office dynamics, stimulate innovation, table

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Boss: What we need is an overarching strategy to stimulate our innovation. Dilbert: Or you could stop smothering the innovation we already have. Boss: That's the dumbest idea I've heard in my entire life. Dilbert: And there it is.

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Tags coffee & tea, late, coffee safety, whats real, trip, coffee in face

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Wally: Don't start. I'm late for the mandatory coffee safety training. I'd better run. Hunh! Boss: I can't tell what's real anymore.

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Tags stock market, no raise, accomplished nothing, invest in penny stocks, hot stock tips, narrowed the gap, money

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Boss: Wally, I can't give you a raise because you accomplished nothing this year. Wally: That's okay because I make a fortune investing in penny stocks. Do you want some hot stock tips? Dilbert: Did you get a raise. Wally: No, but I narrowed the gap between his income and mine.