Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday June 27,
2012
Tags hope for survival, nearsighted billionaire, hunt, private island, foraging situation
Transcript
Dogbert's retirement planning service Dogbert: Your only hope for survival is if a nearsighted billionaire offers to hunt you on his private island. Customer: Does that job pay well? Dogbert: It's more of a foraging situation. Customer: Must... adjust... expectations... down.
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Tuesday June 26,
2012
Tags apple, consumer prodcuts, lust after products, magic, magic dust, nose, smell, technology
Transcript
Dogbert: This is the magic dust that Apple puts on all of its consumer products to make you lust after them. I wouldn't sniff it if I were you. Terrific. Now I feel compelled to get a nose like yours for no rational reason.
Monday June 25,
2012
Tags jerk, office workers, unreliable, experinced, hound, management
Transcript
Coworker: I'll get that information to you by Tuesday. Dilbert: You seem reliable. I'll schedule some time on Wednesday to hound you, and more time on Friday to escalate to your boss. Coworker: Are you trying to be a jerk? Dilbert: I'm experienced. It looks exactly the same.

