Wally: I invented a taser that looks exactly like a cellphone. Boss: Gaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a. Wally: I left it on our boss's desk, but it sounds like he's done with it.
Customer: Your free app is stealing my personal information. I'd like to lodge a complaint. Dogbert: Buy our monthly subscription package or I'll send your browser history to your contacts. Dilbert: How's your app going? Dogbert: It practically sells itself.
Carl: Thought being a service animal would be a noble calling.
But I worry that our relationship has drifted into something less dignified.
wally: Thats what keeps my coffee warm.
CarL: I am so angry right now.