Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday February 22,
2012
Tags frustration, mobile (cell) phones, dead battery, charge cell phone, too busy, no time
Transcript
Co-worker: You never answer when I call your cell. Wally: My battery is dead. Co-worker: Maybe you should charge it for once. Wally: I don't have time for that. Co-worker: What do you do all day that makes you so busy? Wally: For starters, I have this conversation a lot.
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Tuesday February 21,
2012
Tags gods, inventions, physics, build an ark, higgs boson, trouble, computer, works achievement, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Gasp! I've found the Higgs boson! Higgs Boson: Build an ark! Dilbert: Nothing but trouble.
Monday February 20,
2012
Tags charity, bottle caps, fund, chemo, pro children, snopes.com, internet hoax, award mug
Transcript
CEO: Thanks to your leadership, we collected twenty thousand bottle caps to help fund chemo for poor children. And thanks to your... whatever... we checked snopes.com and learned that the bottle cap thing was an internet hoax. I only brought one teamwork award mug, so you'll have to take turns drinking from it.

