Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

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Tags frustration, mobile (cell) phones, dead battery, charge cell phone, too busy, no time

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Co-worker: You never answer when I call your cell. Wally: My battery is dead. Co-worker: Maybe you should charge it for once. Wally: I don't have time for that. Co-worker: What do you do all day that makes you so busy? Wally: For starters, I have this conversation a lot.

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Tags gods, inventions, physics, build an ark, higgs boson, trouble, computer, works achievement, technology

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Dilbert: Gasp! I've found the Higgs boson! Higgs Boson: Build an ark! Dilbert: Nothing but trouble.

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Tags charity, bottle caps, fund, chemo, pro children, snopes.com, internet hoax, award mug

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CEO: Thanks to your leadership, we collected twenty thousand bottle caps to help fund chemo for poor children. And thanks to your... whatever... we checked snopes.com and learned that the bottle cap thing was an internet hoax. I only brought one teamwork award mug, so you'll have to take turns drinking from it.