Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday February 19,
2012
Tags charge customers, free features, customers, abusive realtionship, move in direction, put up with
Transcript
Boss: We've decided to charge customers for features they currently get for free. Dilbert: Um... Have you considered how our customers might react? Boss: Obviously. Wally: I'd like to hear how that reasoning process went. Boss: Fine. Customers love us and they will put up with anything we dish out. Wally: So... It's sort of an abusive relationship? Boss: Not yet, but we're trying to move in that direction.
Saturday February 18,
2012
Tags gadgets, sales personnel, tablet computer, prototype, indestuctable, crash
Transcript
CEO: Our tablet computer is indestructible. Watch this... Man: Our company is next. Find the prototype. CEO: Oops. Was that yours?
Friday February 17,
2012
Tags pantless weasel, search engine, optimization, game the system, accomplice, corrupt integrity
Transcript
Boss: I hired a pantless weasel yo do our search engine optimization. Boss: He'll help us gas the system and corrupt the integrity of all internet search results for our industry. Boss: Your new job title is "accomplice"


