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Tags crimes, criminals, elbonian, minister of commerce, leave no eveidence, connects crime, bribe him, kill him

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CEO: I need you to bribe an Elbonian minister of commerce and leave no evidence that connects the crime to our company. Dogbert: The only way to do that is to bribe him and kill him at the same time. CEO: I did not think this through. Dogbert: And obviously I'll need to do you first.

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Tags blazers, buying work clothes, female, men's clothing, pantsuit talking, unisex store, unisex suit, women suits

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Wally: I'm buying my work clothes at the unisex suit store. Dilbert: There's no such thing a unisex suit store. Wally: You always have to be right. Dilbert: That's the pantsuit talking.

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Tags commerce, credit, forbidden knowledge, change to dotted lines, made of ink

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Boss: Change all of the lines to dotted. We're not made of ink. Dilbert: Why'd I just get chills? Boss: Me too. It feels like some sort of forbidden knowledge.