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Tags inventions, thinking, creative, teacher, business card, ideationista, education

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Boss: I hired Ken to teach us how to be more creative. According to his business card, his title is "ideationista." Ken: That was some of my best work.

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Tags computers & peripherals, gadgets, hardware, robotic arms, hold coffee cups, industry changing products

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Wally: One percent of engineers create all of the industry - changing products. I propose replacing the other 99% with robotic arms that hold coffee cups. You won't see any of the laggards in the 99% come up with great ideas like this one.

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Tags cruelty, employees, employee of month, october 1929, room to grow, past date, past month, business

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Boss: Congratulations, Asok. I'm naming you employee of the month. Your month is October 1929. Room to grow.