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Tags computers & peripherals, office equipment, questioning, wise garbageman, powerpoint slides, only delicious, small does, analogy, works for flies

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Dilbert: Wise garbage man, tell me why Powerpoint slides are so boring. Garbageman: Powerpoint is a lot like garbage. It's only delicious in small doses. Too much can kill you. Dilbert: That analogy only works for flies. Garbageman: Oooh. Look who thinks she's better than flies.

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Tags internet & world wide web, office equipment, public speaking, ordinary powerpoint, portal, another dimension, fantasy, reality, trade places, slides

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Dilbert: This might look like an ordinary Powerpoint slide. But it is actually a portal to another dimension in which fantasy and reality have traded places. Boss: Stop playing with my slides. Dilbert: Beware the horned beast that crosses over.

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Tags employees, violence, burt nount, started yesterday, sneezed away, business

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Man: Hi, my name is Burnt Nount. I started here yesterday. Alice: Sneeze coming. AAACHOOO!! I gotta warn you, they come in threes.