Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags writing, writing materials, executive leadership, money good, pie chart, kitten

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Boss: Can you word that more simply? I need to explain it to the executive leadership. Alice: Money be god. This make more. Oogah! Boss: That was uncalled for? Alice: I can replace the pie chart with a kitten.

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Tags complaining, conversation, get mad, point out dumb, helpful, doctor, dogbert, medical

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Dilbert: I wonder why people get mad when I point out how dumb they are. I'm just trying to be helpful. I don't want people going through life not knowing what the problem is. I'm kind of like a doctor. Dogbert: I stopped listening back at the house.

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Tags debates, discussion, ognorant, arrogant, reading comprehension, logic

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Man: Your email was ignorant and arrogant. Dilbert: How do you know it isn't just a reading comprehension problem on your end? Let's use logic to see which one of us is right. Bad decision 2. Bad decision 3.