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Tags meetings, standards meeting., represent interests, create standards, mutually exclusive prefrences, laughs

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Standards Meeting. Dogbert: Each of you has been chosen to represent the interests of your respective companies. As you know, the best way to create standards is to mash together a bunch of mutually exclusive preferences. I hope I'm not the only one who joined this group just for the laughs.

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Tags actions & defenses, computers & peripherals, internet & world wide web, international data security standards group, security prcedures, bed sores

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Boss: Dogbert is chairing the international data security standards group. Dogbert: The goal of our organizations is to make your security procedures so inconvenient that you give up hope and die from bed sores. We take pride in being independent from the companies that fund us.

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Tags groceries & grocery stores, natural disasters, saving & investment, complete meltdown, financial system, six months, food, water, batteries, gold coins, light on defensive weapontry, protein bars, money

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Dilbert: I'm preparing for the complete meltdown of our financial system. I've got six months of food and water. I have batteries, flashlights, and gold coins. Alice: I'm prepare too. I have your home address. And I noticed that your preparations are light on defensive weaponry. Can you add some protein bars to the shopping list?