Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday July 27,
2011
Tags office workers, collegue, associate, teammate, subordinate, awkward
Transcript
Boss: And this is Carol. She's my... Carol: Colleague? Boss: No. Carol: Associate? Boss: No. Carol: Teammate? Boss: No. I was going to say "subordinate," but now it's awkward.
Tuesday July 26,
2011
Tags public speaking, questioning, draw attention, opposite apporach, working
Transcript
Dilbert: And so, as you can see... Man: All of the numbers I gave you last week are wrong. I would have mentioned it sooner, but I don't like to draw attention to myself. I see that you're taking the opposite approach. How's that working for you?
Monday July 25,
2011
Tags fraternization, friendship, laziness, wing man, for laziness, productivity retardant, high priority, relationships
Transcript
Carol: And then I need you to... Asok: Excuse me. Wally is needed elsewhere to do something unspecified that has an implied high priority. Carol: Seriously? You have a wingman for laziness? Wally: I think of him as a productivity retardant.


