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Tags cruelty, embarrassment, not judeg, quality of question, technical

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Man: ... and so, that's my question. Dilbert: I try to not judge people by the quality of the technical questions they ask. Man: Is it working? Dilbert: Not even a little.

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Tags hardware, internet & world wide web, next week balancing, traffic loads, network, worst wingman, shame

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Wally: Is it okay if I spend the next week balancing traffic loads on our newtork? Asok: I thought I told you that our hardware vendor already did that. Wally: Worst wingman ever. Asok: Shame is my name!

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Tags dating, gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, dilbert, twitter, world has judged, dont exist, ghost, blocking tv, relationships

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Woman: How many Twitter followers do you have? Dilbert: None. Woman: The world has judged you. Dilbert: It's as if I don't exist! Dogbert: For a ghost, you do a good job of blocking the TV.