Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday June 09,
2011
Tags absent mindedness, computers & peripherals, unix servers, new servers, new names
Transcript
Wally: This week I renamed all of the Unix servers to make them easier to remember. In phase one, the new names exist only in my mind. I won't know if they're easy to remember until next week. Dilbert: How are the new server names? Wally: I don't know what you're talking about. Next week.
Wednesday June 08,
2011
Tags friendship, gadgets, mobile (cell) phones, shoulder holder, jealousy is attractive, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented a shoulder holder for my phone. I felt bad keeping my best friend in my pocket. Jealousy in not attractive.
Tuesday June 07,
2011
Tags public speaking, financial model, complicated, formula errors, management, figures support, schemes for career development, life is ridiculous
Transcript
Man: My financial model in Excel is so complicated that I assume it's riddled with formula errors. But that's okay because management only uses the results when the figures support their schemes for career advancement. Uh-oh. I just realized that my life is ridiculous. Boss: Do you have hand-outs?


