Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Monday June 06,
2011
Tags review document, comments, research, postpone, plan a, science
Transcript
Boss: I'll review your document and give you my comments this afternoon. Dilbert: No you won't. You'll read one paragraph then tell me to go research something so you can postpone dealing with it. Boss: They know about Plan "A."
Saturday June 04,
2011
Tags writing, writing systems, press relese, vp of engineering, personal resons, speculate, bieber fever, write fiction
Transcript
Boss: Tina, all I wanted you to say in the press release is that our VP of engineering is leaving for personal reasons. You didn't need to speculate on the reasons. Let's lost the part about "Bieber Fever." Tina: Everyone thinks it's easy to write fiction.


