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Tags couples, dating, mobile (cell) phones, ex boyfreind, entertainment stabdard, samrtphone, smartphone scale, lying larry, relationships

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Woman: I used to compare all men to my ex-boyfriend. Now I compare all men to the entertainment standard of my smartphone. Dilbert: I only scored a two on the smartphone scale, but I was a solid five compared to someone named "lying Larry."

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Tags computers & peripherals, internet & world wide web, firewall down, viruses, spyware, tuberculosis, zombies, deposed dictator, iphone 3gs, army of mole people

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Dilbert: Our firewall is down. Some bad stuff is getting through. Boss: How bad? Dilbert: So far we've seen viruses, spyware, tuberculosis, zombies, a deposed dictator, and an iPhone 3GS. Update: an army of mole people from another dimension has tunneled through. Boss: Keep me informed.

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Tags computers & peripherals, internet & world wide web, coupons, email, firewall, malicious complience, downside, dogs of hell

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Boss: Mordac, I'm not getting the coupons by email that I signed up for. Can you dial back the firewall or something? Mordac: Absolutely. There's nothing I enjoy more than malicious compliance with your requests. Boss: Is there any downside? Mordac: UNLEASH THE DOGS OF HELL!