Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday May 19,
2011
Tags embarrassment, printmaking, printer prowler, spots activity, minions
Transcript
Boss: The printer prowler spots activity. It's time to see what the minions are working on. They're on to me.
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Wednesday May 18,
2011
Tags happiness, ignorance (knowledge), idiot, health benefits, social stigma, healthy, transition, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm considering becoming an idiot so I can get the health benefits of happiness. It comes with a social stigma, but that's not a problem if I'm not aware that I'm an idiot. I feel healthy today, so there's a good chance I already made the transition. Dogbert: Yep.
Tuesday May 17,
2011
Tags test phase, meeting, desk, production phase, being smart, good feeling, confident, business
Transcript
Dilbert:you scheduled the end of the test phase after the start of the production phase. we're feeling confident. Dilbert: ist too bad that being smart doesn't come with some sort of good feeling like that.

