Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Tuesday April 19,
2011
Tags radiation, capital for testing, handset radiation, tumor, stan
Transcript
The Boss: Which one of you asked for capital for testing handset radiation, Dilbert: That was Stan. and you told him to find a less expensive way to do it. The Boss: which one of you is Stan?
Monday April 18,
2011
Tags embarrassment, ignorance (knowledge), low hanging fruit
Transcript
Boss: Low-hanging fruit! OW! Dilbert: See? Wally: Wow.
Sunday April 17,
2011
Tags business ethics, language, best shore, off shore, some countries, better than others, racists
Transcript
Boss: And we plan to bestshore the production. Dilbert: What? Boss: We say bestshore now instead of offshore. Dilbert: Is that because we never tried to pick the best shore until now? Boss: Of course we tried to pick the best shore! Dilbert: But we never succeeded because we're incompetent? Boss: All I'm saying is that some countries are better than others! Wally: We're racists?


