Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 01,
2011
Tags therapy session, cloud, having meeting, tech talk, couch, shrink, avatar, engineer, engineering
Transcript
Dilbert: I was holding a virtual meeting using the cloud and... Therapist: you're already dead and you don't know it. Dilbert: um...no im an engineer. Therapist: and yet your should had a meeting in a cloud. Interesting. Dilbert: my people call it an avatar.
Thursday March 31,
2011
Tags created cold fusion, jar with light bulb, more news, camera guy
Transcript
Press Conference Dogbert says, "As you can clearly see, I have created cold fusion." Man says, "That's not cold fusion. It's just a jar with a lightbulb." Dogbert says, "Here's some more news: No one cares what the camera guy thinks." Woman says, "It's free energy!"
Wednesday March 30,
2011
Tags hold press conference, introduce cold fusion, breakthrough, lightbulb, wires plugged, low opinion, jar with frosted glass, overkill
Transcript
Dogbert says, "I'm ready to hold a press conference to introduce my cold fusion breakthrough." Dilbert says, "All you did is put a lightbulb in a jar. I can see the wires plugged into the outlet." Dilbert says, "You have a low opinion of people." Dogbert says, "I considered using a jar with frosted glass, but it seemed like overkill."

