Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday December 29,
2010
Tags avoid ansering, emails, unhelpful moron, poorly designed robot, terminate ecompnay, robot
Transcript
Alice says, "I've noticed that whenever I ask you a specific question by email, you avoid answering it." Alice says, "You're either an unhelpful moron or a poorly designed robot sent from the future to terminate our company." Dilbert says, "How did you know it was a robot?" Alice says, "I didn't."
Tuesday December 28,
2010
Tags burden to people, dutch sandwhich, less appealing name, tax attorneys, transfer tax, taxes
Transcript
Dogbert: I can lower your corporate taxes by using a strategy that tax attorneys call "the dutch sandwich" and Im not vice making that up. So...that would transfer our tax burden to people who can't afford tax attorneys. Dogbert: yeah....their sandwich has a less appealing name.
Monday December 27,
2010
Tags cheer up, happiness, comparing yourself, reference group, successful member, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert says, "I feel like a failure. Say something to cheer me up?" Dogbert says, "Happiness comes from comparing yourself to a reference group that is relatively worse off." Dogbert says, "You're a successful member of the reference group." Dilbert says, "And that's not nothing!"


