Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday December 23,
2010
Tags experinced, industry, technology, youth oriented, culture, modem, hit with modem, new technology
Transcript
Old man: I know what Im talking about. I have thirty years in this industry! Asok: How does that help you understand technology that is six months old in a youth oriented culture? Old man: GRRR... ASOK: Please don't hit me with your modem.
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Wednesday December 22,
2010
Tags said same thing, 27 times, using different words, stop talking, rude, repeat yourself
Transcript
Alice says, "Excuse me. By my count, you've said the same thing 27 times, using different words." Alice says, "If I can get sworn statements from everyone here that we understand your point, will you stop talking?" Man says, "That's mighty rude of you." Alice says, "I dont' get your point. Can you repeat it 26 more times?"
Tuesday December 21,
2010
Tags attend meeting, request, busy, meet halfway, not showing up, half of life
Transcript
wally, can you attend my meeting friday? wally: Im very busy, but I'll meet you half way, what does that mean in this context? wally: they say half of life is just showing up. so...you will be .... wally: Doing the other half.

