Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday December 11,
2010
Tags social netowrks, games, phones, curb pick up, dustbin of history, twitter
Transcript
Dogbert says, "The only thing that matter are social networks, games and phones." Dogbert says, "You're not working on any of that, so I arranged for the dustbin of history to do curb pickup." Asok says, "Please! I Twitter!" Garbage man says, "Too little, too late."
Friday December 10,
2010
Tags film, hate, superheros, geeks, robots, diseases, weddings, tears, mammals, medical
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Amber, would you like to see a movie that one of us will undoubtedly hate?" Dilbert says, "I only like movies with superheroes, geeks or robots. You probably only like movies with tears, diseases and weddings." Dilbert says, "Does my honesty turn you on?" Amber says, "I just stopped liking mammals."
Thursday December 09,
2010
Tags tv newsroom, switches off brain, abilities, science segment, film celebrities, rational decisions
Transcript
TV Newsroom Dilbert says, "I invented a drug that switches off the brain's ability to make rational decisions." Dilbert says, "I think it would make a good story for your science segment." Man says, "Or we could drug-dart celebrities and film what happens." Dilbert says, "For science, right?"

