Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday September 03,
2010
Tags company lawyer, recall, poisonous spines, shake hands, quality assurance, arms out
Transcript
Company Lawyer Lawyer says, "We should consider doing a recall on our product." Lawyer says, "When it warms up, it explodes and hurls poisonous spines in every direction." The Boss says, "Where's the director of quality assurance?" Lawyer says, "Pinned to the test lab ceiling."
Thursday September 02,
2010
Tags anonymous online employee survey, unabomber, copy, drink coffee, worry, copyright
Transcript
Catbert says, "Wally, we're concerned about the comments you made on your anonymous employee survey." Catbert says, "Your comments are disturbingly similar to the unabomber's manifesto." Wally says, "He was a good writer." Catbert says, "We have a problem." Wally says, "Is it a copyright thing?"
Wednesday September 01,
2010
Tags anonymous online employee survey, slip up, look at paper, angry, eyebrows, trust, ironic
Transcript
The Boss says, "According to the anonymous online employee survey, you don't trust management. What's up with that?" The Boss says, "Oh. Right."


