Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday August 19,
2010
Tags dogbertland, tax, garbage, trash, ocean, texas, king, banking system
Transcript
The Boss says, "We're reincorporating in Dogbertland for tax reasons." Dilbert says, "Where?" The Boss says, "It's a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean the size of Texas." In Dogbertland Ratbert says, "How's the banking system?" Fly says, "Business is booming, King Ratbert."
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Wednesday August 18,
2010
Tags meeting, question, smartphone, internet browser, slow, old, wrinkly, dead, google, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "I can research that question with my phone's browser." MUCH TIME PASSES The Boss says, "I found the Google!"
Tuesday August 17,
2010
Tags clothes, new look, black turtleneck, jeans, juice bag, insult, hulu, opinion
Transcript
The Boss says, "My new look is a black turtleneck and old man jeans. What do you think?" Carol says, "You look like a total juice bag." The Boss says, "That's good, right?" Carol says, "What answer gets me back to watching my shows on Hulu?"

