Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday July 08,
2010
Tags presentation, sales division, freak out, dehydrate, water, sweat, public speaking, scared, dry, skeleton
Transcript
The Boss says, "Alice, I need you to give a presentation to the entire sales division." Alice says, "GAAA!!! The very thought of public speaking dehydrates me!" The Boss thinks, "Maybe I should find someone moister."
Wednesday July 07,
2010
Tags report, oil rigs, explode, medicine, bacteria, pharmaceuticals, government, share holder, success, lie
Transcript
The Boss says, "I'm happy to report that none of our oil rigs exploded." The Boss says, "Our children's pharmaceuticals are not tainted with bacteria, and the government is not investigating our financial practices." The Boss says, "All we're doing is quietly losing share-holder value." CEO says, "I knew it would feel like success if we kept at it!"
Tuesday July 06,
2010
Tags internet, toolbar, browser, download, cubicle, important, technology
Transcript
The Boss says, "Whenever my browswer asks me if I want to install a toolbar, I'm afraid to say no." The Boss says, "Now my browser window is only one inch tall." The Boss says, "If you see anything important on the Internet, could you write it down for me?"


