Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday June 23,
2010
Tags stern, client specs, lion pecs, angry, yell, question, mishear, avoid work, lazy
Transcript
Coworker says, "Wally, did you review the client's specs like I asked you to?" Wally says, "What?!" Wally says, "I thought you asked me to 'preview the lion's pecs.'" Coworker says, "Why would I ask you to preview a lion's pecs?!!" Wally says, "So... now you want me to question everything you say?"
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Tuesday June 22,
2010
Monday June 21,
2010
Tags assignment, moron, yell, grab tie, upset
Transcript
Dilbert says, "?And I'll need all of that by tomorrow." Coworker says, "No problem. I'll get right on it." Dilbert says, "This is a bad sign. If you were even a little bit competent you would be overloaded with work." Dilbert says, "Gaaa!!! I'm putting my trust in a moron!" Coworker says, "Wow. You got there fast."

