Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday February 11,
2010
Tags hospital, ductwork, shot out, survived, alive, pointy hair, cushion, cool machines, bed, play, fiddle, disrupt, medical
Transcript
Doctor says, "He survived because his pointy hair cushioned the impact." Doctor says, "Please resist the urge to fiddle with the cool machines that keep him alive." Alice says, "Maybe we can make him smarter." Wally says, "What's this do?"
Wednesday February 10,
2010
Tags boss, stuck, ductwork, device, pressure, push, shoot, foom, fly into the air, rocket, airplane, hang onto wing, koi pond
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Our device will create enough pressure to gently push our boss's carcass out of the ductwork." FOOM! Captain says, "This is Captain Sullenberger. Don't worry about the wing; I see a koi pond down there."
Tuesday February 09,
2010
Tags boss, stuck, security, ductwork, cool device, dead, calling for help, crime, alive, tools, machine, air vent
Transcript
Boss is stuck in the ductwork. Dilbert says, "The turbo blower kicks in after the lubricant cycle." Dilbert says, "We're sure he's already dead, right?" The Boss says, "Help!" Alice says, "Arguably, the real crime here would be building a machine this cool and not using it." The Boss says, "Can anyone hear me?"


