Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday December 25,
2009
Tags christmas, presents, giving, nerdy, funny, coffee, bank, bathrobe, holiday
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Merry Christmas. Here?s a hundred bucks." Dogbert says, "And here's a hundred bucks for you." Dilbert says, "We could save another step by setting up an electronic transfer with an annual recurring option." Dogbert says, "Excellent." Dogbert says, "Or we could not give gifts." Dilbert says, "Hush your crazy talk."
Thursday December 24,
2009
Tags bonus checks, giving, present, proving, resentful
Transcript
Dilbert says, "We pooled our bonus checks and got you this gift." The Boss says, "It's empty." The Boss says, "Oh." Alice says, "Better luck next year."
Wednesday December 23,
2009
Tags date, restaurant, rude, email, hitting on, interrupting
Transcript
Dilbert says, "You've made a number of innacurate statements during the course of this date." Dilbert says, "I don't want to break the romantic mood, so I'll send you an e-mail with links that you can review on your own time." The waiter says, "It sounds like you two are over. WOuld it hurt my tip if I take a run at her?"


