Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday October 02,
2009
Tags orders, job, elbonia, training, lonely, uncomfortable, business
Transcript
The Boss says, "I need you to go to Elbonia and do some hand-holding while they cut over to the new system." Dilbert says, "Because they?re incompitent?" The boss says, "And lonely." Dilbert says, "I'm not comfortable with this." Elbonian says, "Mud wine?"
Thursday October 01,
2009
Tags sitting, reading, judging, reviewing, skills, lying, panic, diverting, attention
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert says, "According to your skills inventory, the only thing you are good at is?" Catbert says, "?diverting attention from your own lack of value." Wally says, "Is it just me, or is there a deadly gas leak in the building?" Catbert says, "Erk!"
Wednesday September 30,
2009
Tags vacation, pretending, economy, recession, cat, kitty litter, confused, animals
Transcript
Vacationing in a bad economy Alice says, "I can't afford a big vacation this year." Alice says, "So I bought some kitty litter and a 100-watt bulb. It's exactly like being at the beach." Catbert thinks, "This could turn ugly."


