Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday May 20,
2009
Tags violence, punching, pain, meeting, angry, economy, business
Transcript
Alice says, "I hear you have an MBA, just like the jerks who ruined the economy." Alice says, "I'm going to punch you so hard that it hurts everyone who has the same degree." Dilbert says, "What as that hideous noise?" Man says, "Ow!!!!"
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Tuesday May 19,
2009
Tags new employee, bragging, education, ridiculous, doubting, annoyed
Transcript
Man says, "I have an MBA from a top business school." Man says, "I'm a management expert because I read case studies about businesses that were in completely different situations." Man says, "Wait a minute. Why does that suddenly seem ridiculous?" Dilbert says, "Will this take much longer?"

