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Thursday May 14,
2009
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Wednesday May 13,
2009
Tags drinking, coffee, crime, talking, shivering, disturbing
Transcript
Wally dabbles in crime Wally says, "A lot of people think crime is a bad thing." Wally says, "But it all depends on how you pick your role models." Wally says, "I lean toward governors, bankers, athletes and sith lords." Dilbert says, "I feel a coldness."
Tuesday May 12,
2009
Tags crime, asking, confused, ridicule, worthless, drinking, coffee
Transcript
Wally says, "I've decided to dabble in crime. I nees some henchmen. Are you in?" Asok says, "What does a henchman do?" Wally says, "A henchman's job is to be gunned down in reverse order to his importance." Asok says, "How important am I?" Wally says, "I wouldn't pack lunch for orientation day."

