Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday April 23,
2009
Tags work, project, change, angry, frustrated, stupidity
Transcript
The Boss says, "I made some improvements to your drawings and sent them for fabrication." Dilbert says, "Gaaa!!!" The boss says, "But don't worry - I left your name on them so you'll get all of the credit." Dilbert says, "Waaaa!!!" The boss says, "You don't handle good news very well." Dilbert says, "Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me!"
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Wednesday April 22,
2009
Tuesday April 21,
2009
Tags newspaper, economy, hardship, sacrifice, entertainment
Transcript
Elbonian says, "The big countries are having economic problems. Experts say it will soon affect Elbonia." Elbonian says, "We'll need to cut back on some of our luxury expenses." Elbonia says, "You can stop practicing your fetching," Pig says, "Should I ask why?"

