Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 17,
2009
Tags presentation, theory, ridiculous, avoiding, economy
Transcript
Company Economist Man says, "The economy will either recover ot not." Man says, "Unless time itself is an illusion, in which case all matter is either stationary or imagined." Man says, "I'd take questions, but I'm not entirely sure you're real."
Thursday April 16,
2009
Tags future, prediction, bleak, scary
Transcript
Company Economist Man says, "In 2010 the economy will collapse and the world will plunge into darkness." Man says, "You will all be eaten by cannibals who will, in turn, die from the diseases that riddle your bodies." The boss says, "Please never talk again." Man says, "I get that a lot lately."


