Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday March 27,
2009
Thursday March 26,
2009
Tags greed, meeting, evil, anger, business
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Our new financial product is a hybrid of risky mortgage loans and a ponzi scheme." Dogbert says, "We'll cover our bad losses with our profits from making even worse loans." Dogbert says, "I'll need some wagging room while It tell you how this ties into my bonus structure."
Wednesday March 25,
2009
Tags bank, buyout, financial crisis, economy, ridicule
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "Now that you've run your bank into the ground, I plan to buy it for a dollar." Dogbert says, "In phase two I'll use common business words to insult you for a job poorly done." Dogbert says, "What do you think of that, you big fiduciary bag?"


