Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday November 27,
2008
Tags boss, budget, clothes, drastic budget cuts, dramatic, how much cut, buzzards seem selective
Transcript
Finance troll: We need to make drastic budget cuts. The boss: Let's not get all dramatic. Just tell me how much to cut and I'll make it happen. Dilbert: On the plus side,, the buzzards seem selective.
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Wednesday November 26,
2008
Tags coworkers, beat up, deal with difficult coworkers, evil driector, human resources, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources Dilbert: Alice beat me up. You have to do something. Catbert: Here's a book on how to deal with difficult coworkers. Dilbert: This isn't quite what... Catbert: Try holding it in front of your face.
Tuesday November 25,
2008
Tags coldness of the grave, dress it up, high in demand, mad, time, time management, waiting
Transcript
Ted: Who are we waiting for? Dilbert: Alice. She has poor time management skills. But she's try to dress it up by saying she's in high demand. Why do I suddenly feel the coldness of the grave.

