Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday September 19,
2008
Tags eat quieter, asthmatic rhinoceros, rampaging a cracker festival, prepare sluprer
Transcript
Tina says, "Wally, can you eat quieter?" Crunch crunch mmmph crunch gulp Tina says, "you sound like an asthmatic rhinoceros rampaging a cracker festival." Mmmph erm crunch crunch Tina says, "GAAA!!! Not the beverage!" Wally says, "Prepare slurper! Boop!"
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Thursday September 18,
2008
Tags head explode, one more thing, clean up, aisle three, work, over worked, crazy
Transcript
The Boss says, "Ted, I know you said your head would explode if I ask you to do one more thing, but..." POW! The Boss says, "Cleanup on aisle three."
Wednesday September 17,
2008
Tags no right to opinion, conversation, convey useful info, bonding
Transcript
Tina says, "And then she acted as if I have no right to my opinion!" Dilbert says, "Is the point of this conversation to convey useful information, or just to make yourself feel better at my expense?" Tina says, "Maybe we're bonding." Dilbert says, "Maybe not."

