Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday August 29,
2008
Tags finished contract, miocene epoch, hoof fossil, signature, rushed
Transcript
A lawyer says, "I just finished a contract I started during the Miocene epoch." The lawyer says, "...Assuming this hoof fossil is a signature." The lawyers says, "These things can't be rushed."
Thursday August 28,
2008
Tags company lawyer, simple agreement, impenetrable gibberish, sour taste, choke my suspenders, exercise, eat right, finish, health
Transcript
Company Lawyer Dilbert says, "Can you turn a simple agreement into impenetrable gibberish?" The lawyer says, "Absolutely. I can also leave a sour taste in everyone's mouth and make you want to choke me with my suspenders." The lawyer says, "If you exercise and eat right, you might still be alive when I finish it." Dilbert says, "Good enough."
Wednesday August 27,
2008
Tags ergonomics, guts moist, bunch up, dried up spleen
Transcript
Wally says, "This week I focused on ergonomics." Wally says, "I kept my guts moist so they wouldn't bunch up." The Boss says, "I don't think that is ergonomics." Wally says, "tell that to my dried-up spleen."


