Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday July 18,
2008
Tags moral compass damaged, vice president, miserable and helpless, actual job
Transcript
A man says, "It has come to my attention that your moral compass is damaged." The man says, "I'm promoting you to vice president of making employees feel miserable and helpless." Dilbert says, "That's an actual job?" The man says, "It doesn't happen on its own."
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Thursday July 17,
2008
Tags moral compass, damaged, groomed for management, coffee in face, wrong
Transcript
A woman says, "I hear your moral compass is damaged and you're being groomed for upper management." SPLOISH! Dilbert says, "Was that wrong? Because I can't tell."
Wednesday July 16,
2008
Tags management, moral compass broken, nun, ceo, scientist, burning building, bidding war, science
Transcript
Catbert says, "I can't put you on the management fast track until I confirm that your moral compass is broken." Catbert says, "A nun, a CEO and a scientist are in a burning building. You can only save one of them. Which one do you save?" Dilbert says, "Is there time for a bidding war?" Catbert says, "Oh, you're good."

