Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday July 03,
2008
Tags adventurer, alternate universe, billionaire, evolution, kills the strong, south pole, universe
Transcript
Anti-Dilbert says, "In my alternate universe, the one we call Wally is a billionaire entrepreneur and adventurer." Anti-Dilbert says, "No one has seen him since he tried to swim to the south pole." Anti-Dilbert says, "In my universe, evolution kills the strong." Wally says, "Sounds like he had it coming."
Wednesday July 02,
2008
Tags particle accelarator, antimatter, clone, oprah
Transcript
Dilbert says, "My particle accelerator brought an antimatter Dilbert into this world." Dilbert says, "Everything he thinks is opposite of what I think." The Boss says, "Why did you bring him here?" Dilbert says, "You're like his Oprah." Anti-Dilbert says, "Hold me."
Tuesday July 01,
2008
Tags anti dilbert, ahhihilated, leaves vacuum, spf50, garbageman, advice
Transcript
Dilbert says, "I created an anti-Dilbert, but I don't know how to prevent him from being annihilated by matter when he leaves the vacuum." The Garbageman says, "If you don't know how to do it, and he's the anti-you, that means he knows how." Anti-Dilbert says, "Matterscreen, SPF 50. Duh."


