Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday April 16,
2008
Tags success, 5 minute daily huddle, obstacles
Transcript
The Boss: Who has some success to share at our 5-minute daily huddle? The Boss: Okay...Are there any obstacles? Asok: Everything.
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Tuesday April 15,
2008
Tags 5 minute huddle, high energy, standup meeting, solved in minute
Transcript
The Boss: I want the entire staff to meet at 10 A.M. every day for a five-minute huddle. The Boss: We'll use this high-energy stand-up meeting to solve problems and share successes. The Boss: Who has a problem that can be solved in a minute?"Wally: I'm tired. Can I sit on you?"
Monday April 14,
2008
Tags cell phone, complaints, private office, threat, technology
Transcript
Alice : Loud Howard insists on using his speak-phone in his cubicle. You have to do something about it. The Boss: "I'll move him to a private office that just became available. Problem solved. Alice: I need to punch you until we both forget what happened here." Asok: Gaaa!!! Dilbert: Spare the glasses.

