Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 04,
2008
Tags preventer of info systems, authorized, illegal access, zap
Transcript
Mordac, the preventer of information services Mordac: Do you know how the system distinguishes between authorized and illegal access? ZAP! Mordac: It doesn't." "ha ha!!"
Thursday April 03,
2008
Tags project, customer calls, can't deliver on time, features needed, getting waterboarded, birthday, price went up
Transcript
Dilbert: My project is on hold. Do you need any help on yours? Alice: Sure. Call these customers and tell them we can't deliver on time or with the features they need. Dilbert: Do you have any tasks that don't feel like getting waterboarded on your birthday? Alice: And tell them the price went up."
Wednesday April 02,
2008
Tags job interview, candidate, punched boss, whats needed, boss hater
Transcript
The Boss: Alice, I want you to interview a job candidate. Let me know what you think. Alice: Why did you leave your last job? candidate: I punched my boss. Alice: He's exactly what we need."


