Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday March 20,
2008
Tags smart garbageman, again soul, someone less fortunate, flowers on grave, grave speaks
Transcript
Dilbert: The world's smartest garbage man says I need to help someone less fortunate to regain my soul. Ratbert: Don't look at me. I'm happier than a tickled clam. Dilbert: I brought you some flowers, dead person. Dead person: I don't need 'em I'm good."
Wednesday March 19,
2008
Tags breaks down, cries, date, endless stories, huge defects, restaurant, series of stoires, soul crushed
Transcript
Dilbert: I look different from my online picture because it was taken before my coworkers crushed my soul. Would you like to hear an endless series of stories about a coworker you don't know?" Date: okay. Dilbert: Really? Gee, you must have some huge defects of your own. Date: I don't deserve to be happy!
Tuesday March 18,
2008
Tags pessimistic co workers, crushed soul, meat clothes, rain soul, less fortunate, volunteering
Transcript
Dilbert: My pessimistic coworkers have crushed my soul. Now I am nothing but meat with clothes. Garbageman: You can regain your soul by volunteering to help the less fortunate. Dilbert: Who is less fortunate than me? Garbageman: Anyone you date."


