Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday January 26,
2008
Tags job interview, fat and lazy, safe working, thrive on abuse, complain, remove tongue, begging, desparate
Transcript
Albanian: If you hire me, I will do all the jobs that the people born in this country are too fat and lazy to do. I don't require a safe working environment, and I thrive on abuse! The Boss: Do you complain much?" Albanian: I'll remove my own tongue and give it to you in a pickle jar for boss's day.
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Friday January 25,
2008
Tags chair, butt hurt, boss, suboptimal, normal
Transcript
Wally: My new chair can be adjusted to a jillion different positions. That practically guarantees I'm using it in a suboptimal way. I think it might be disabling me. Does that look normal to you?"
Thursday January 24,
2008
Tags argument, blame, boss, disater, fault, new software, recommended against, responsible
Transcript
Alice: The new software is a disaster. The Boss: They why did you recommend it? Alice: This software is your idea. I recommended against it! So who's fault is it? The Boss: The person with the unpersuasive recommendations?

