The boss: "Don't worry, Asok. The prototype is perfectly safe."
The boss: "I found you a co-pilot. He's a bit grim, but he works for free."
Copilot: "Hey, I wonder what this button does."
The Boss: "Asok, I need an intern to test-pilot our new moon shuttle prototype."
Asok: "Wouldn't it be wiser to send a monkey on the first flight?"
The Boss: "You're thinking of the second flight."
Dilbert: "My company wants me to design a private moon shuttle in three months. Doom is inevitable."
Dogbert: "What you need is a scapegoat to blame for the project never getting finished. I'll send one over."
Dilbert: "I was almost done, and then this idiot comes along."