Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday November 15,
2007
Tags flash, java script, website, fast guy in tights, movie about coffee, code words, remember, technology
Transcript
The Boss: Then we program the web site using a fast guy in tights and a movie about coffee. "Correct me if I'm wrong." Dilbert: "We use flash and java script." "I said 'IF'!!!"
Wednesday November 14,
2007
Tags develop good attitude, job, invigorated, busy work, relabel, toner cartridges, business
Transcript
Asok: "I'm trying to develop a good attitude about my job." "Every morning I tell myself I am invigorated by busywork." The Boss: "Asok, I need you to relabel the toner cartridges." Asok: "Woo-hoo!"
Tuesday November 13,
2007
Tags useless, mit degree, engineering, easier, raise
Transcript
The boss: "I don't understand anything you do, so I assume it's all useless." Dilbert: "Maybe you could go to M.I.T. and get a degree in engineering so you would understand what I do." The boss: "Would that be easier than not giving you a raise?"


