The Boss: "Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions."
Dilbert: "When I bring you solutions, you tell me they won't work and treat me like a moron."
The boss: "What's the problem with that?"
Ratbert: I'd like to buy some snow tires for a refrigerator.
CLerK: "This is a lingerie store. Get lost before I stomp on your tail."
Ratbert: "I think I debunked the theory that the customer is always right."
RatBert: I'm always wrong about everything. What can I do to fix that?
Dogbert: "I recommend shopping. The customer is always right."
Ratbert: "Shopping makes me smart?!!"
Dogbert: "You aren't shopping yet."