Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday October 13,
2007
Tags targeted for elimination, rumor campaign, convince eevryone, dishonest incompetenet, wasn't hugged enough
Transcript
Alice: Hello, Keith. you're the next coworker I have targeted for elimination. I'll be using a rumor campaign to convince everyone you are dishonest and incompetent. Keith: Why??? Alice: Do I need a reason? Dilbert: we think she wasn't hugged enough.
Friday October 12,
2007
Tags unqualified crony, rebellion, staff, blow out of proportion, monitor situation
Transcript
Dilbert: Your unqualified crony is causing a rebellion among the staff. The Boss: "There's not need to blow this all out of proportion." "But I promise to monitor the situation."
Thursday October 11,
2007
Tags unqualified crony, quality control group, value loyalty, great leader, extra disloyal
Transcript
The Boss: I hired an unqualified crony to run our quality control group. "I value loyalty over competence. That's the sign of a great leader." Dilbert: "Do you see any problem with that?" The Boss: "It makes you look extra disloyal?"


