Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday October 10,
2007
Tags new guy, huge wesel, new hires, credible, complin, stop doing, stop working
Transcript
Wally: The new guy is a huge weasel. Don't believe anything he says. The Boss: "You say that about all the new hires so they won't seem credible when they complain about you." Wally: "I'll stop doing it when it stops working."
Tuesday October 09,
2007
Tags converstaion, need to be right, annoying, pointed out, date, blame
Transcript
You treat every conversation like it's a contest where you have to be the one who is right! Dilbert: "It only seems that way because everything you say is wrong." "See? There it is!" Dilbert: "I'm pretty sure that was you again."
Monday October 08,
2007
Tags charge less, enginners, honesty, stop, brilliant suggestion
Transcript
The boss: Explain why you charge less of your time to projects than all the other engineers. Dilbert: "I'm trying something new. It's called honesty." The Boss: "Stop doing that." Dilbert: "Okay brilliant suggestion."


