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Tags vacation time, off next week, cures eyou, so much work, die! relieve stress, unsupportive

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The boss: "Remember to use all of your vacation time before year end." Asok: "I'm off next week." The Boss: "What! I curse you for taking time off when we have so much work to do! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!" "Anyway, the point is that vacations help relieve your stress."

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Tags sadist, worthless, overpaid, immune, underpaid

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The Sadist Vs. Wally Sadist: You are worthless and overpaid! Wally: Thank you. Sadist: Hes immune to my sadism. Wally: So, whats int like being underpaid?

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Tags hired sadits, thin th herd, looks slow

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The Boss: I hired a sadist. Dilbert: Why? Th boss: I'll be using you her to thin the heard. Dilbert: Herd? Sadist: That one looks slow. The Boss: That all look like that.