The Boss: "Wally, it's ten o'clock. You're supposed to start at eight."
Wally: "That's because I plan to work for two unverifiable hours after you leave tonight." "My alleged loyalty to this company is second to none."
The Boss: It's time for some generic management.
"Did you talk to what's his name about the thing?"
Alice: "Um...Yes."
The Boss: "There should be some sort of award for avoiding minutiae."
Dilbert: Today I complete my high priority tasks and launched them into the miasma. "There they will rot from neglect while I draw closer to the abyss of eternal nothingness."
Ratbert: "I have an idea. Let's never talk about you."