Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday September 19,
2007
Tags coworkers, mean spirited, nasty comments, family, cubicle, window, envy
Transcript
Man: "Alice, Did you hear I'm getting a cubicle by the window?" Alice: "Although I wouldn't want that cubicle because of the glare, the fact that you want it makes me hate you for getting it." Man: "We're like a family here." Alice: "I hope it collapses on your head!"
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Tuesday September 18,
2007
Tags public relations, marketing claims, tap water, unleaded gasoline, reanimate the dead, lousy job, job easier
Transcript
Dogbert, VP of marketing PR: "As head of public relations, it will be my job to explain your marketing claims." Dogbert: "So?" PR: "You claim our product can turn tap water into unleaded gasoline and reanimate the dead." Dogbert: "Are you asking my to do a lousy job of marketing just so your job is easier?" PR: "Um..."
Monday September 17,
2007
Tags vp of marketing, describe prodcut, marketing language, overheat, hottest prodcut, know carcinigens, appreciate life!
Transcript
Dogbert, the VP of marketing Dogbert: "Describe your product in technical terms and I'll turn it into marketing language." Alice: "Well, it tends to overheat." Dogbert: "'hottest product on the market!'" Alice: "All the parts are known carcinogens." Dogbert: "Makes you appreciate life!"

